2004-05-18..5:27 p.m.

The examination was as expected. I don't think I need to tell you that I far prefer other forms of intrusion, indeed other means of intrusive exploration. In fact, upon occasion, I really rather fancy other means of intrusive exploration. I've even been known to request it. But those are other forms. Forms that do not necessitate the being propped open with a stainless steel duck's bill that's spent the better part of the day waiting in a walk in freezer. Forms that do not include being poked by adult cotton buds. Forms that do not insist that Trainee Michelle bend over my knees to peer at aforementioned exploration while taking down notes. (Actually that much I wouldn't mind so much, but the stripey ill-fitting polyester smock would have to go.)

On the other hand I�m fine (latex allergy aside which not only means I need to find new condoms, but also a new vibrator), and that�s all I�m after.

****meep