16.02.07 - hello and goodbye
19.06.06 - like lightning in the morning
12.06.06 - knob-end loser
10.06.06 - don't get the wine part I
07.06.06 - a blurb is a blurb is a blurb
29.05.06 - the scourge of the sea doesn't like me
25.05.06 - it's a long road to twickenham
11.05.06 - ...and another thing
10.05.06 - note to self
10.05.06 - my bamboo plant is dying
07.05.06 - doe ray who?
28.04.06 - another one for the books
27.04.06 - it's delicious
25.04.06 - where's supercoconut man when you need him?
19.04.06 - giving chickens a chance at this difficult time
25.03.06 - el tutur es meu
14.03.06 - how would one live in a box of eggs without breaking the shells
03.03.06 - stinking bollocksing buggerfields
28.02.06 - pancakes and hugely unaffordable beauty are not mutually exclusive
26.02.06 - and the children outdoors carry on screaming
21.02.06 - things pick up when neurofen is on the case
18.02.06 - the last straw was the softest
13.02.06 - staying in bed could have worked too..
11.02.06 - detrimental signs I ran away from finishing school
10.02.06 - tavern matches aren't so great
09.02.06 - it doesn't end here, fat boy
09.02.06 - an electric shock to the thumb will make your head spin
08.02.06 - short loaf and some creamy stilton
05.02.06 - a little nostalgia in the night
04.02.06 - in another time, another space, another realm of narrative
01.02.06 - the possbilities are significant.. moron
30.01.06 - when the Joneses got out of Tuscany, the grass breathed a sigh of relief
28.01.06 - it was sad when the great ship went down
26.01.06 - bambu, I hardly knew you
25.01.06 - astronaut dies eating rehydrated mush
22.01.06 - if I had a doppelganger I'd be set for life
20.01.06 - kitten,where were you?
19.01.06 - hold the gravy, we're talking here
17.01.06 - gams of a superwoman
16.01.06 - missed point two miles back
16.01.06 - lurking in the space between my brain and my motor functions
14.01.06 - my back is shaking like a beach party
13.01.06 - cranberry and blackcurrent is too sweet for my liking. it should be struck from the shelves.
11.01.06 - head pinned to post, death marches on
10.01.06 - the stock exchange died with a low murmur
09.01.06 - pummelling of the senses
06.01.06 - the mouse went eek! the parrot claimed squark!
04.01.06 - red dwarf was the fourth musketeer
03.01.06 - For Love and Chocolate....poohead
03.01.06 - it don't mean a thing it is ain't got that sting
31.12.05 - my naked truth is too much for you to handle
31.12.05 - tra-la-la-la welcome to Losersville
17.12.05 - killing me literally killing me killing me dead
16.12.05 - call me when the beavers wins a Nobel
12.12.05 - sold, dispatch, kiss my snowy ass
10.12.05 - onwards to the mole hill
06.12.05 - soft pirate noises in the night signalling love
02.12.05 - Derek is an Old German name
01.12.05 - this tongue is out of control
30.11.05 - whee
27.11.05 - ebay me up scottie! wait, no beam.. BEAM!
25.11.05 - bring on the elephant king, I'm going hunting.
14.11.05 - arrr
10.11.05 - pooed and scooped, except less scooped.. I want a scooter.
10.11.05 - dumplings are forever
07.11.05 - the sun is shining the air smells of weed
03.11.05 - giving cows to people in need
30.10.05 - where be the knowledge
28.10.05 - ah the whip, it doth crack some wicked crack
21.10.05 - cleaning up your wkd ways
18.10.05 - pickles the name humping chickens the gameh
17.10.05 - silence broken
13.09.05 - once in a while a sparrow flies north
25.08.05 - prosentia! elonex! go team!
23.08.05 - saving the spotted turtle means more than just connecting the dots
28.07.05 - YAY BARCELONA home of meats! on string!
23.07.05 - where the underwater rats shirk their ratty duty
08.07.05 - kingsway hall hotel, london city centre
28.06.05 - short shots of smoking guns
15.06.05 - on this that and the other
14.06.05 - there's a disco in my SHORTS!
10.06.05 - i'm waking up to the strategy of badgers everywhere
08.06.05 - chrome tape dispenser..much better
08.06.05 - what a copout
02.06.05 - if i could mark a bench i'd go for mark hamill
01.06.05 - large, 1 desk
20.05.05 - the Meep family history part I
19.05.05 - freak from tenerife
18.05.05 - my MOTHER is in reception
17.05.05 - short sighted and mega freckly
13.05.05 - schmanciness abound, the meeplet riots trafalgar
11.05.05 - but the franz was better
09.05.05 - telegraphing from Attilla's inner sanctum
07.05.05 - on the edge of volcanicity
03.05.05 - i want out and in at the same time
25.04.05 - like a hardhat really
23.04.05 - firklover uh-huh uh-huh
13.04.05 - little pickles
11.04.05 - 25 days til the countdown stops
10.04.05 - pomo a gogo
07.04.05 - does this mean i've sold out? that i'm an Ikea whore?
06.04.05 - wish list
04.04.05 - articulating something somewhere I guess..
02.04.05 - summer project #37
01.04.05 - the freaks on the bus go round and round
31.03.05 - one step at a time, folks.. one step at a time
30.03.05 - downtime in nonsequential
16.03.05 - if on a mug a japanese house sits quietly stained with coffee, what next?
12.03.05 - clifford the big red dog wins hands down
10.03.05 - at the junction between glass cups and plastic menageries
09.03.05 - i just caught the eye of someone who needs dental treatment. fast.
07.03.05 - brought urcs to the east and urns to the west
05.03.05 - where hitchcock meets his match and i light the flame
02.03.05 - pirates on the open seeds, wait no that's not right...
28.02.05 - plan 3 from blue mountain
22.02.05 - erase this, asshole.
19.02.05 - paludal is my new favourite word
14.02.05 - i missed the stop to a weekend in paradise and wound up in brockley
12.02.05 - if a penguin stopped you in the street
07.02.05 - delivering high value, knowledge-based acrobats for all
26.01.05 - expectations today are small and few
2005-01-24 - the woodchuck teamed up with the gopher as a terrible onslaught on Anroid Love Song's
2005-01-19 - cd rewritable = disque compact reenregistrable. it does.
2005-01-18 - biking in the city is not for those seeking to defer their death wish
2005-01-17 - operating costs soar when accounting for accounting
2005-01-17 - operating costs soar when accounting for accounting
2005-01-12 - and the apricot lounge too
2005-01-12 - queen of the raspberry den
2005-01-05 - don't be so fa-fa-fa-fa-far away
2004-12-31 - operational plans for stringy endorsements of celery and caederphilly. together at last.
2004-12-23 - over capacity and doing fine like a herring in the sea
2004-12-21 - back from the dying
2004-12-13 - oranges and lemons i choked on .. um..
2004-12-08 - moster trucks: the art of distraction, the art of destruction
2004-12-06 - i need a haircut more than air to breathe
2004-12-02 - a spot of bother in the breathaliser
2004-12-01 - anecdotal inanities are my sickness
2004-11-29 - lame-o the lame-azoid got totally lame
2004-11-25 - can you climb the bamboo tree?
2004-11-25 - the sound of silence when two grand pianos slam together
2004-11-22 - my hand itches
2004-11-17 - slowly stirred until nicely blended, melted and gorgeous
2004-11-15 - fruitlessly appealing to the endgame
2004-11-10 - introducing a theory of faker counting and profiling of hamsters
2004-11-08 - what i wouldn't give for a pumpkin
2004-11-04 - sipping on kenyan tea is me and a monkey
2004-11-03 - help me.
2004-11-03 - so looking at the positive(ish) side (...ish)
2004-11-03 - o fuck
2004-11-03 - on this side of italics
2004-10-28 - spindel spinal spun
2004-10-28 - and then she cried up the garden path
2004-10-28 - split personality like split pea soup
2004-10-27 - kiwi seeds are tasty
2004-10-20 - the grande olde duke of york lost his marbles
2004-10-15 - a pig and a duck laughed til they cried
2004-10-13 - token trasport limited to three
2004-10-08 - mep meeo
2004-10-07 - in which i yield to NO ONE
2004-10-06 - freight screening the mosey daisy (thanks e.e.)
2004-09-29 - howler monkeys have it great
2004-09-23 - muddy heron finds golf ball
2004-09-15 - warning: ceramic frogs will shatter when dropped from a height of more than eight feet three and a quarter inches
2004-09-02 - frau braniasch of nuremberg
2004-08-31 - needless pine flooring
2004-08-28 - my recipe for a successful time of it
2004-08-27 - grassing on at a snails pace
2004-08-26 - some lint on the side, please.
2004-08-25 - not your average whipping boy
2004-08-24 - damn you, you cheating sushi chefs
2004-08-23 - hunter's special golf ball (certainly the best on the market)
2004-08-20 - flippancy arises on a moonlit stroll
2004-08-18 - super quango do the tango
2004-08-17 - august night's in the day
2004-08-16 - contrary to who's fact, chump.
2004-08-16 - drained like a tube of toothpaste
2004-08-13 - F to the I to the N to the S to the B-U-R-Y
2004-08-12 - tomorrow is friday but THURSDAY is today
2004-08-11 - a shoutout: happy birthday to my baby sis even though she won't read this
2004-08-11 - the riot at the sheffield pornographic corporation
2004-08-10 - spies in the proverbial house of fish
2004-08-07 - jellied war machines make lousy war machines
2004-08-06 - hum of the bell, crash of the bee
2004-08-04 - quaaludes and quangos
2004-07-29 - canoodle a poodle or doodle.. hmmmm
2004-07-28 - la la la la
2004-07-27 - gettin swishy wid it
2004-07-26 - three beans to the wind
2004-07-23 - the calm..
2004-07-23 - wowza
2004-07-22 - the snail dispenser is stuck
2004-07-21 - i'll take vowel movements for �1000
2004-07-20 - the growing head of stanlee jane kitten
2004-07-19 - twisty glitches in the spirally system.. ouch!
2004-07-16 - renewing the boon and selling off assets
2004-07-16 - renewing the boon and selling off assets
2004-07-15 - my eyes have the computer weary
2004-07-15 - making haste through landmines and things
2004-07-13 - mating ritual stalactites beyond 35...yeah baby
2004-07-12 - daredevil in disguise
2004-07-09 - spaghetti volume two
2004-07-09 - spaghetti volume one
2004-07-08 - balloons are not just for children
2004-07-06 - snail on my tail
2004-07-01 - marrooned, or maybe just marred
2004-06-29 - the life of field guppies
2004-06-25 - grumpy jump into fed up oblivion
2004-06-24 - the orange jelly of Jezebel
2004-06-22 - three dead fish, one used tank
2004-06-21 - singular circus activities playing out here
2004-06-14 - packing peppers for peter
2004-06-11 - the private vernacular of chickens
2004-06-10 - attack of the lily people
2004-06-09 - land of golden paste
2004-06-08 - you can wear your vest in the sunshine
2004-06-04 - privatisation of bandanas by bananas
2004-06-02 - I've eaten an oboe
2004-06-01 - chestnuts and conifers
2004-05-27 - eels are slippery
2004-05-26 - up side this
2004-05-26 - madam, your buttons are indeed green
2004-05-24 - a partnership of mythical beings
2004-05-21 - still like churning butter
2004-05-18 - socks and things collect more dust than you'd know
2004-05-17 - spawn of the dawn
2004-05-13 - if i were a peguin how wet i would be.
2004-05-12 - the blazing lobsters are hungry
2004-05-11 - your flexibility astounds me
2004-05-07 - doing that locomotion, but wishing i could stop
2004-05-07 - given to the ballot box
2004-05-06 - member my area
2004-05-05 - potato, mashed potato
2004-05-05 - the mother of all
2004-04-28 - voting for mass exodus
2004-04-27 - Gestapo upon me
2004-04-23 - plumped and lippy
2004-04-21 - to be in catalonia
2004-04-20 - mourning the loss of haggis
2004-04-19 - my poor feathers
2004-04-08 - the snail of equilibrium
2004-04-07 - a kaleidoscope of root vegetables
2004-04-06 - DO YOU HAVE BLUE BLOOD?
2004-04-01 - if i were a grapefruit i'd be Ruby
2004-03-30 - like a robot wheezing through a trap door
2004-03-26 - mangled sheep for brains
2004-03-24 - a matchstickman named Ernest
2004-03-23 - big pants small elastic
2004-03-22 - the princess has cooties, so i've taken over
2004-03-21 - two for one special
2004-03-19 - interests: woodworking, carpentry, whittling
2004-03-18 - so that's three beans and a grain of rice, anything else?
2004-03-17 - ..and then I said, It was the ACORN! and everyone agreed
2004-03-16 - bonafide freedom fighter
2004-03-16 - i am green like pea
2004-03-15 - cheeky like ripe plums
2004-03-14 - doped up like a goat on nyQil
2004-03-12 - if i could only find a duck that played golf too..
2004-03-10 - could i get a cyborg with that?
2004-03-09 - gridlock interpose
2004-03-08 - It's the lion in my eyes
2004-03-06 - leaping like a frog into the pond of knowing
2004-03-04 - it's the hemp in my soup
2004-03-02 - Iron Anne Kidd
2004-02-27 - pukka my chukka
2004-02-25 - if you thought that was a spicy parsnip
2004-02-23 - got this yearn for fern
2004-02-19 - The Glass-House Trust
2004-02-18 - the quietus of sheep
2004-02-17 - like putting my fingers in my ears
2004-02-17 - survey says
2004-02-16 - caught in my catkins
2004-02-16 - snot sequestered
2004-02-14 - insomniac central
2004-02-11 - a bit sad, a bit blue
2004-02-09 - like a deflated golfball
2004-02-05 - the one with the weird dream
2004-02-04 - boozy floozy
2004-02-03 - back to work special
2004-01-30 - something's thumping in the hallway
2004-01-30 - it's all about timing
2004-01-27 - random thoughts that occured to me on the way to work this morning
2004-01-27 - sucking on that pomegranet called love
2004-01-27 - what i would have written had i had this ten days ago
2004-01-27 - a czech aside OR carp a-gogo
2004-01-27 - ho ho ho christmas is over and the desk is once again hovering