2004-05-07..12:54 p.m.

A friend of mine has been having problems downloading yesterday�s cyberbabble, which is definitely odd indeed because I shouldn�t be virused at all, the security system here at work is slightly mad and very impressive with their fire walls and protections. We�ve decided that it�s possible that his computer just didn�t like my screaming FRANZ FERDINAND!!!! at the top of my cyber lungs every few seconds.. regardless, his IT support better be on the ball, because I�ll see be writing all about actually SEEING franz ferdinand (who are lower cased due to my being hoarse and tired, and not in the slightest because they didn�t rock the little core til it shatter peacefully), and Franz knows he wants to know all about that! So hurry up with it IT Guys! Fix that Emqil Quarantine! Release my missives! Because Franz will not wait! Actually Franz will wait because I am about to lunch, and because I�m tired and keep threatening to sleep with my eyes open and fake smile plastered across my chops like some deranged mannequin, I�m going to go for a walk. And maybe a cigarette. Whatever, it doesn�t matter that much what I do, so long as I get out of this office. So Franz will in fact have to wait. Sorry Franz.

****meep, overruling the archduke