03.11.05..11:05 am

A LESSON LEARNED

Contrary to popular belief, sex in the morning is a great way of cutting back on smoking.

WITNESSED ON THE 73

1. Pretty Girl self-flirting with her reflection, complete with conversation, batting of eyelids, flicking of hair and smiling coyly

2. Cat Lady Stereotype blipping to herself. When I saw the ipod earphones, I realised it was actually singing.

3. A battalion of Revenue Protection Officers taking down FareJumpers. No Seventy-Free for you, my friend.

4. Seconds after the RPO in action, some policemen scuffling with Criminal X (that was technically on the street, not on the bus, but still! It was all go yesterday for Them Who Protect Our Fair Streets)

LINKS WITHOUT PITY

Daily Mail proven to completely lack grammatical awareness